I love this little town for so many different reasons, it's quaint, it has Jimmy John's Delivery right next to my hotel, my favorite dresser EVER works here. Lets talk about her...
She left home at 15 and became a stripper, yes, she has brought in her black and white photos, and those breasts are huge! She used to have a lovely little gap between her teeth from which hung her cigarette (a permanent fixture) sadly this time around, she has stopped smoking and drinking, lost 50 pounds and had a quadruple bypass... she did wake up from the surgery and when asked what she needed, replied... " A G#*D twinkie and a Fuc*&%%#^ Cigarette"
She currently designs beaded gowns for showgirls and drag queens..., I was fortunate enough to receive a personal strippers g-string complete with attached dangling rhinestone (to use for distraction when one gets bored) from her for my birthday... hopefully we can have lunch soon and she can catch me up, because I think it is going to make a really great one woman show:)
Now, lets talk about sleep number beds... NOT a fan. Searching for the perfect position is going to drive me mad. However, it (along with overage pay from the last two cities) was the rationale I needed to go to the spa tomorrow and spend an indecent amount of money to be pampered and pet. I would say pleasured as well, but then I might be smearing the good name of Appleton, and I could get sued... It is actually one of the 'people in the spa know' go to places. Kohler Spa out in the middle of whoop whoop...
Tonight I will be joining my friend James and we will have some lovely little wine and cheese and pate... and watch GAME of THRONES Season 1 (Season 2 starts in April, and I need a buddy, so I had to get him started.
Cheers
MB
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